Things That I Can't Explain But Are True
Universal laws.
Tuesday and 10am are the same thing.
The ‘L’ in salmon is silent.
Harry Potter is a Christmas movie, but only the first one.
Adulting is just figuring out how to knit together a good, kind, constructive existence and figuring out what to eat everyday until you die.
It’s 2022, but we are putting circle pizzas into square boxes and we all subconsciously quest…